OOHYEAH ZONE Visitor Quotes

Here's a selection of quotes left by visitors in relation to the answering machine messages. These quotes were left on either my guestbook (old and new versions) or the polling message board (no longer available).

(Note: these quotes are (ahem!) all randomly picked ... if they all happen to be good comments, it's just a coincidence! Really!) :)

Name: Mike
From: Outback, Wales
Message left at: 10.12 AM - thu 1 nov 2001

Since downloading and putting messages on my machine I've had some very bizarre replies left, which are themselves amusing. KL, What a gift you have and how generous you are with it.
If you are reading this and thinking about donating - do so and you will be well rewarded.

Name: Paul Gooch
From: Grays, Essex. UK
Message left at: 10.42 PM - fri 12 oct 2001

Well, what can I say. Everyone loves these messages on my mobile, home line and work line. Well everyone except my mother in law, but that is her problem! :)

I donated £25 UK to obtain download access and for a CD, and you have got to admit, it is well worth it.

So common everyone, dig deep. Get your CD today!


Name: Selena
From: New Zealand
Message left at: 4.21 AM - wed 10 oct 2001

Hi, well what else can I say except this is a truly AWESOME SITE!!!!

People actually enjoy listening to our answerphone messages!

I laughed when I listened to one callers response to the Ricki Martin message... The person laughed, and got tongue tied while leaving their message. Later that day at the Dentist's the 2 women at reception admitted calling twice just to hear the message again!!!

Thankyou so much!!!!


Name: Tom Gantzler
From: Bucyrus, Ohio USA
Message left at: 9.06 PM - fri 28 sep 2001

This is absolutely the best all the way around. The cd is fantastic and the idea of sending a donation to a charity is really great. No other site can offer what this one gives. KL has shown the true meaning of sharing. There is none better.

Name: Stuart
From: Melbourne, Australia
Message left at: 1.49 PM - fri 21 sep 2001

Get a CD, donate to your charity and have a great laugh. Well done KL. Best site on the net for this sort of thing. Check out the Friends message.Magic.

Name: Mick Sergeant.
From: Lancs UK
Message left at: 4.31 AM - wed 12 sep 2001

Love your website, I first visited it in October 2000 shortly after getting my PC. I haven't found anything to compare with this excellent site, and with the charity idea now it's even better. Thanks KL, looking forward to my CD.

Name: Joanne
From: Dublin, Ireland
Message left at: 1.19 PM - wed 8 aug 2001

Very Good messages - much better quality than i expected.
I'm famous for my funny messages but these are going down a treat!

Name: Kas
Website: http://www.silurus.co.uk
From: UK - East Anglia
Message left at: 11.48 PM - wed 13 jun 2001

Bloody Cool - Given download access for a donation to charity - Now people don't have to listen to my very boring "excuses" because I'm not in. - Go on and do it - this guy and the charity thing is genuine

Name: Byron Hardman
From: Bolton, England
Message left at: 3.26 PM - fri 1 jun 2001

Your CD was very professional, Funny, Serious, A melodic masterpiece,
What more can i say otherthan i wish that i had done it.
Keep up the good work for charity,
A great web site too!!.

Name: John Bowman
From: Gastonia, North Carolina
Message left at: 5.18 AM - sun 1 apr 2001
This is ONE AWESOME SITE. I have been lookin for a different way to spruce up my answering machine. These messages are WAY COOL AND AWESOME. Thanks for making my phone machine a bit more enjoyable and interesing. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!!!

Hey great
I've search for this quality of messages on the web before. Now I've found them they're better than I'd hoped. Great work. Lurve them.
Posted by : Petaard on 3/12/01 9:26:56 PM

fun! - [ reply ]
Thanks for all the fun! My roommate and I now get lots of calls - I don't know if they're calling for us, or hoping we're not home so they get the machine. *hee hee*
Posted by : Lisa on 2/15/01 9:06:01 PM

Name: Andy Howlett
From: Manchester England
Message left at: 11.11 PM - tue 13 feb 2001
Way too cool I'm still laughing!!! best wishes and congrats bty

Name: Dez
From: New Zealand
Message left at: 9.05 AM - wed 24 jan 2001
Very VERY good!!! You've managed to put a grin on the whole family here now. Looking forward to some more!

Name: Barry Sergent
Website: http://cyberone@xtra.co.nz
Message left at: 3.44 AM - fri 22 dec 2000
As we would say Down Under Bloody Great Mate , seriously your site is great and many Kiwi's are now listening to you on my answering machine, thanks and look forward to listening to more of your talent

"Brilliant ans messages...Couldn't stop laughing Keep it up Well done May u dream them up for years to come :-)"
Carl Ryan (carl@redmist72.co.uk)
Friday, October 27, 2000 from Swansea Wales, UK

"Your messages stunned me. I am amazed at how professional they sound - they're brilliant! Please keep making more - they're a hoot! Your site has got to be the best of its kind anywhere. Cheers! {:-)"
Matt Wilkins (matt243@visto.com)
Tuesday, October 17, 2000 from Penzance, England

"in a word....OUTSTANDING !!!!"
Alan Bloomfield (tamal@sprint.ca)
Wednesday, September 27, 2000 from Winnipeg, MB Canada

"these are just too funny. My family and friends expect different messages, your site had the best!"
Denise Miley (denisemiley@home.com)
Monday, September 18, 2000 from Valparaiso, In U.S

"All your messages are very funny, thanks for the laugh. I had to relieve my stress from study and this has certainly done it!"
Louise (milld@bigpond.com)
Friday, August 18, 2000 from Adelaide, SA Australia

"THE MESSAGES KICK ASS!!!!! I think your singing is excelent and you should take it to the next level and sing professionally, but keep on making those answering machine messages!!!"
Ben K (Psycho_boy2000@hotmail.com)
Wednesday, July 12, 2000 from Olathe, KS USA

"Bloody excellent messages. Easily the best I've found. Well done."
Craig Dallow
Thursday, June 15, 2000 from Adelaide, SA Australia

"Cracking, brilliant, fun, enough messages to keep my phone humming for weeks."
Mark Miles (mark@m-miles.freeserve.co.uk)
Tuesday, May 23, 2000 from Wokingham, England

"Tremendous site!! I've made a few instrumental snippets of a seasonal nature myself and was wondering if anyone else had done this. Well - I surfed on into your site and WOW! I'll be using yours in future....so many superb messages...Do I use Stayin' Alive first..or, Bohemian Rhapsody???"
Ron Brooks (ronald.brooks@cableinet.co.uk)
Tuesday, May 16, 2000 from Wallacestone, Scotland

"WOW! This stuff is great! Not only are the messages clever and very inventive, the SINGING is great! I never knew that TAKE 6 recorded answering machine messages (complement in- tended there). Thanks for the great site and for sharing your wonderful talents with the rest of the world. MIDIMan"
Jim Harbur (midiman@theprovider.com)
Tuesday, May 9, 2000 from Desert Hot Springs, CA 92240

"Great Site,keep up the humorous answering machine messages. You have made me popular in my absence."
Joe Palooka
Saturday, April 1, 2000 from Moncton, NB Canada

"Hey I love your site ! The answer machine messages are triffic please please please keep them coming and add more and more and more as I've downloaded them all and already used them all. Basically I'm getting moaned at for not adding a new message by my mates - please help me shut 'em up by adding more :o) Keep up the good work."
Angie (angiejoffe@yahoo.com)
Sunday, March 26, 2000 from London, England

"Well young man...I probably spend a minimun of 40 hours per week,surfing the Internet. Times that by 3 years now. Of all the sites I've checked out, Yours is the "Most Fantastic" I spent all day with your answering machine. Keep up the "GREAT WORK". I'll be sure to tell all my friends about this site. Your newest fan; Rick McTaggart"
Rick McTaggart
Wednesday, February 9, 2000 from Vancouver, BC Canada

"I have to say that your site was the best site in finding answering machine messages. None of the other sites I found could compete to yours. I love the musical ones, and for being a college student it was perfect for our aswering machine. Thank you so much and congratulations on your site. If you have anymore good musical messages I would love to view them! Keep them coming!"
Natalie Wohlfeil (wohlfein@uwplatt.edu)
Wednesday, February 2, 2000 from Platteville, WI USA

"I really like your answering machine messages!! They Rule. I have been to heaps of sites with messages and yours is the best!"
Somebody Again
Thursday, January 6, 2000 from Adelaide, SA Australia

Friday, December 3, 1999 from Perth, Scotland

"Judging by the reaction of my friends and business relations, it's to be expected that now also the Netherlands will be flooded by your messages. This is truly a great site!"
Robert hoogendonk (robhoogendonk@hotmail.com)
Saturday, November 13, 1999 from Amsterdam, The Netherlands

"F***in rad man! Your site totally rocks. Youve helped out our boring mother very much. Now people actually leave messages on her phone."
Kendyl Clarke (stylin_marvin@hotmail.com)
Thursday, September 30, 1999 from Tauranga, NZ

"ABSOLUTELY a GREAT site. I LOVE IT !!!!! Don't know which one to use first on my answering machine. And I use to hate answering machines (well I still don't like them, but I do love to use one at my end). Kepp up the good work."
G. W. "Whit" Whitworth (Whit@Whitworth.com)
Friday, August 13, 1999 from New Boston, MI US

"great site the best i have found since i have been searching for answering machine messages"
sharlenne (smlind5472@aol.com)
Sunday, June 27, 1999 from killeen, TX usa

"Dear KL Wong:I downloaded a bunch of your great answerphone songs from the Answering Machine site a while back, and now I've come back to your own site to swipe a few more. I left you a message then describing how I felt about them, and it's no exaggeration to say that I'm still laughing over many of them... [snip...]"
George Hancocks (ogeorge@home.com)
Tuesday, June 8, 1999 from Toronto, ON Canada

"Unbelievably Excellent Quality!! Beep (Please read that Beep at 44KHz)"
Ken Baldwin (ken@kendata.freeserve.co.uk)
Thursday, April 22, 1999 from Ilminster, UK

"hi! i absolutely am addicted to the answer machine messages and use them all on my mobile phone (my parents aren't that...um...weird!) and have great fun ringing it when i'm bored!"
sarah jones (saze.jones@btinternet.com)
Friday, February 12, 1999 from harpenden herts, england

"Had a blast listening to your messages. Can't make up my mind which one to use, but now I have lots to chose from. Thanks so much!"
Priscilla Drake (babyduck@lynnet.com)
Wednesday, February 3, 1999 from Penn Yan, NY USA

"Hi Great messages. I use them all the time and people acatually ring me to hear them. [snip...]"
Susie Morunga (Susie.Morunga@xtra.co.nz)
Saturday, January 2, 1999 from Wairoa, New Zealand

"Your answering machine messages are brilliant, I'm just away to put one on our machine now."
Gail Cooper
Sunday, December 27, 1998 from Orkney, Scotland

I just love your messages and now make it a habit to change my message on my machine everyday with a new one of your messages. My kids also now think it is more fun to listen to your messages then to the radio. Now if I could only get my computer back away from them...LOL"
Donna (firefly30) (firefly30@islc.net)
Thursday, September 3, 1998 from Beaufort, SC USA
A place to go for a smile and so much more

"Just wanted to say how much I love your phone answering messages. They are great. Just recently got a new computer and my hard drive with all my previous wave files was reformatted and have been searching for the past week for your site again. So glad I found you again. Thanks."
Tuesday, August 18, 1998 from Dartmouth, NS Canada

"Well, I don't know what to say IT'S AWESOME!!!"
Tom (bugs.bunny@ping.be)
Monday, August 3, 1998 from Antwerp, BE

"Wow! Love your work. Have used many of your machine messages on my machine, Always gets great feedback. Keep up the good work!"
Joe Hinvest (joe_h@ihug.co.nz)
Tuesday, July 28, 1998 from Auckland, New Zealand

"Excellent collection of tunes! Well done! What else can I say? It is great!"
Tuesday, July 21, 1998 from Fartmouth, Canada

"Hi there! I love your page, especially the Answerphone Zone. None I've found on the net can begin to compare. Keep up the great work!"
CarolinaKim (carolinakim@hotmail.com)
Sunday, June 28, 1998 from Greenville, NC USA

"Woo!!! these answering machine things are GREAT!!! I love them! I've already sent out a link to your site to every friend I know..... Once again these are wonderful and they give my machine a real zest!"
Vadinne (Lupe00@aol.com)
Tuesday, June 9, 1998 from Orlando, Fl usa

"About time, I've trawled all through the answering machine message sites and yours has to be the best by far. Clear and funny. What more can you ask for. Keep it up!"
Phil (nutcais@mindless.com)
Saturday, April 25, 1998 from London, UK
Tosspot Online!

"***Incredible****Astounding****Superb*** What else can be said... [snip]"
Art Malott (cutler1@mnsi.net)
Saturday, April 18, 1998 from Harrow, ON Canada

"These are great and I look forward to more of them. I have searched high and low for messages like these and you are the only on that I have found that has fun messages."
missie (misstew001)
Sunday, April 5, 1998 from pittsburgh, pa usa

"Absolutely Brilliant ive got them on my answer phone now and change them regulary. Ralph"
ralph (Shazlee@aol,com)
Friday, April 3, 1998 from Portsmouth, United Kingdom

"Fantastic answering machine messages - trouble is people get upset when I pick up the darn phone!"
Steve Harris (beefyworm@cheerful.com)
Saturday, March 28, 1998 from Coventry, UK

"This is truly a great page man....I love your answering machine messages....they are one of the best I have heard....Good stuff....thanks"
Anthony (GKeep1@aol.com)
Monday, March 16, 1998 from Schenectady, NY USA
Just my own little homepage....

"Absolutely FANTASTIC answering machine greetings! I've been searching for some unique recordings since I got married a few months ago, and I'm glad I stumbled on to your site! My girlfriend-turned-wife and I needed some new, clean material, and your collection is PERFECT!!! All of the voices are exceptional, which adds to the professional quality of your recordings. Again, hats off to you and your cast of voices!!! Job well done!!!"
Scott R. Warren (segijuka@concentric.net)
Monday, February 23, 1998 from Columbus, OH USA

"I have tried all the answerphone sites on net (I think) This has to be "THE BEST!" (does that give you an idea for another answerphone song?) Please keep up the fantastic job you are doing, I will visit your site regularly All the best from Wales.....Gerald."
Gerald Wardman (psv@globalnet.co.uk)
Saturday, January 24, 1998 from Nelson, Wales UK

"Wow- what else can I say? It's apparent that you guys must have spent lots o time creating those new, astoundingly wonderful messages! And the sound quality is wonderful- did ya use an expensive mik or what??? Great job!!!"
Nathan Harburg (natey@juno.com)
Wednesday, January 21, 1998 from Ann Arbor, MI USA

"This is surely the best answering-site on the whole planet. Thanks for the great WAV's. You're a TOP-5 bookmark on my PC"
Verriet Wim (-)
Wednesday, January 7, 1998 from Gent, B Belgium

"briliant answerphone messages"
rod vale (rod@mercury2.demon.co.uk)
Saturday, December 13, 1997 from birmingham, uk

"I was looking for some snazzy messages to put on my machine, and I came across your site -- I downloaded a message, and myself and a couple friends that were with me were just amazed. In fact, my friends were so amazed that they changed their message to your Lion King tune, even though they were not looking for a new message at all. I just wanted to say that you do truly INCREDIBLE work! "
Todd Phelps (pheltc@uleth.ca)
Thursday, November 6, 1997 from Lethbridge, AB Canada

"Your acapella efforts are truly admirable! Keep up the good work. I particularly liked the Sting adaptation."
Sunday, October 5, 1997 from Sydney, NS AUSTRALIA

"They are the BEST!!!!!!! : )"
Sweetiepie (sweetipie@rocketmail.com)
Thursday, October 2, 1997 from De Pere, WI USA

"I love your messages.... I hate getting answering machines but these type of messages make getting an answering machine a little less painful. It is my hope to do that for people who get my machine.. Thanks!"
S. Gagne (sgagne@oncomdis.on.ca)
Sunday, September 28, 1997 from Peterborough, ON Canada

"The answering machine messages are really great !!! Thanks a lot !!!"
Claudius (claudius@Nagold.netsurf.de)
Thursday, September 18, 1997 from Wildberg, Germany

"Nice job! Probably the *highest* quality singing messages I've seen (or heard) on the net."
Tom Ta (tom.ta@juno.com)
Wednesday, September 10, 1997 from Salt Lake City, UT USA
Tom's Webpage of the Universe

"I just love the answering machine messages!!!!! They're too good! :)"
Kerrie (jokerr@efni.com)
Thursday, August 21, 1997 from North Bay, ON CANADA

"This is a gr-r-r-r-e-a-t site!! I check it often to see what's new and I change my message on my phone regularly, people love it. Keep them coming!"
JayDee (jdesousa@speedline.ca)
Monday, August 11, 1997 from Oshawa, Canada

"Absolutely Brilliant !! Fantastic !!1"
James Philip (james@accountant.net)
Sunday, July 27, 1997 from Cape Town,

"Excellent. Just what I was looking for!"
Mike Tompkins (Mike_Tompkins@Compuserve.com)
Sunday, July 27, 1997 from London, 

"Hiya! I've been searching the web for answering machine messages, but I must say yours are by far the best. Thanks for providing me & my friends with a laugh. Allan"
Allan Helvard (helvard@post1.tele.dk)
Saturday, July 26, 1997 from Birkerod,

KAORI (pig@love.email.ne.jp)
Sunday, June 8, 1997 from MATSUDO,

"Excellent work. I really enjoyed the sounds........ I will keep in touch with your site on a regular basis - I will bookmark this baby. Cheers............ "
Simon Guillan (Simon_Guillan@UK.IBM.COM)
Thursday, May 1, 1997 from Southampton,

James Sauntson (prince01@globalnet.co.uk)
Sunday, April 27, 1997 from Peterborough,

"VERY COOL! you will add many smiles to all my callers THANKS!, Jeff"
Jeff Samms (samms3@airmail.net)
Thursday, April 3, 1997 from Hurst , TX

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